Pisces

Not only are you coming out of the winter doldrums this month, you're showing signs of an early meltdown. Lately, your excited insistence on using only colors from the '60s in the hope they'll make a dominant comeback, is making others question your judgment. But hang in there Pisces because one day we'll surely see the mind-altering return of day-glo orange and yawning avocado.

Aries

Your unconventional approach this month to stimulate creative ideas is only creating unwanted attention. The design team finds your intense preoccupation with your new yo-yo to be distracting, even disturbing. However, their most frightening concern is that you might have access to a hula-hoop.

Taurus

Cheer up Taurus, your work this month will get you more toothy smiles than a room full of grinning game show hosts hopped up on laughing gas. Your creativity is bubbling like freshly poured champagne. Your ideas are as sharp as Wisconsin cheddar cheese. You're on a winning streak that's as rare as Amish software. Avoid silly analogies.

Gemini

There's something in the air at your office and it's more than just the overuse of pungent, free sample cologne that's been hanging heavily. Do some investigating and find out what's behind recent closed-door meetings that no longer include you. While you're at it Gem, ease up on those department store perfume tester sprays.

Cancer

Continuous grappling with your design director over creative differences this month is not going to beef up your paycheck anytime soon. If things get out of hand, you could end up carrying a self-designed placard in public that says, "I'll design for food." Plan a lunch together but make sure you decide beforehand who pays.

Leo

It's part of a Leo's personality to be generous and possess a strong desire to be well liked, but you're trying too hard to make clients happy. Pull back a little, Leo and rescind your offers this month to take care of clients' pets, baby-sit their kids, wash their cars, and provide them with interest-free loans.

Virgo

Two of your traditional traits are modesty and shyness but neither of those quiet qualities will hold you back this month from attending a design conference in Las Vegas. Let loose and enjoy those after-hours dinner parties; but remember, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas— until those who traveled with you get back to the office.

Libra

Jupiter's transit into your sign this month heightens the importance of using sound strategy. Libra, you are in for some type of newfound gain, but the gain might be in the amount of design projects, a financial increase or your weight. Play it safe and throw away those oozing, cream-filled Twinkies hiding in your desk drawer.

Scorpio

Your total dislike for patronized flattery will reach unbearable proportions this month when, after accepting a supervisory position, you become deluged with repetitive "you are the greatest designer ever" accolades from co-workers. Shrugging off their forced, insincere compliments might be misinterpreted as arrogance. Just gracefully accept them; after all, your sign is the greatest in the whole Zodiac and possibly the universe.

Sagittarius

You're the Archer and people around you expect you to shoot straight. However, there is a bit of project bumbling around the 14th as you mistakenly use the design for a can of creamy dessert topping on a can of foamy drain declogger. Needless to say, that embarrassing gaffe sure leaves a bad taste in a client's mouth.

Capricorn

March is a very busy month for you Capy. You must ready yourself for numerous projects, multiple meetings, excessive travel, client lunches, training classes and even a visit by the bloodmobile for your bi-annual donation. So how are you justifying the use of scarce, valuable company time at the moment to read this monthly horoscope?

Aquarius

There's a green gleam in your eyes during the first half of the month that looks like dollar signs. Solid investments might be on the horizon. Possibly a new 401(k) plan offered by your design firm or an attractive upgrade in company benefits. Second half of the month is not too promising. Your wastebasket runneth over with torn lottery tickets

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